Dear Sen. John McCain,

Summer is well underway, and you are not President. Therefore, your Gas Tax Holiday is clearly not happening. Not only is it not happening because you’re not the President and frankly can’t put it into action, but also because you don’t have enough support behind it. Why is that? Because it doesn’t save anyone enough gas money to truly make an impact. When I say Impact I mean this. Truckers won’t be able to stay in business because they save 18 cents a gallon for 2 months. Get it?

Sincerely,

Brian Guilmette

Dear Sen. John McCain’s Supporters,

See Above.

Sincerely,

Brian Guilmette

Dear Media,

If you’re going to ask different analysts everyday if there was sexism in the Primaries. One, ask yourself this, “Are the primaries still going on?” And two, why don’t you ask these guests to state examples of this? And I’m talking about real examples by Barack Obama and his Campaign staff. Not Surrogates or everyday supporters.

Also, I think Americans who watch your programs are aware by now that neither energy plan, by either candidate, is really going to lower gas prices. You don’t have to bring on a new democrat and a new republican every day to answer that question and then spin their response into restating their candidate’s energy plan. Get it?

Sincerely,

Brian Guilmette