These things don’t really open you up to any deep nook of my life but are more or less just fun for me to ramble about.

1. I am the messiest teeth brusher you’ll ever not see.  When I brush my teeth, I like to be behind a locked door to the bathroom.  I don’t like anyone to watch me brush my teeth because it’s like watching someone who just swallowed a full tube of Orajel try and eat a bowl of cheerios.  I don’t know if this is a good thing because I’m overly thorough or if I just don’t understand the fundamentals.  I think if I was any neater about it I wouldn’t be cleaning my teeth properly, however I’ve never seen anyone brush their teeth as sloppy as I do.  Sometimes I wish I could be the type to think of something to say to my roommates and come strolling out of the bathroom and into the living room, take my toothbrush out of my mouth where there’s barely any visible foam around my lips or even on the toothbrush and start yapping away.  It just won’t happen because when I brush my teeth, I look like Brendan Frasier in Encino Man when he’s “wheezing the juice” at the mini-mart.